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Funny sleep quotes

"Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor."
-John Ciardi

"Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone!"
-Anthony Burgess

"The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more."
-Wilson Mizener
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"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
-Leo J. Burke

"I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?"
-Ernest Hemingway

"The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late."
-Charles Caleb Colton

"There is no hope for a civilization which starts each day to the sound of an alarm clock."
-Unknown Author

"Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals."
-Vladimir Nabokov

"People who snore always fall asleep first."
-Unknown Author

"I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake."
-Unknown Author

"A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting."
-Terri Guillemets

"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."
-Albert Camus

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
People who snore always fall asleep first.
I wasn’t really asleep I was just meditating on unconsciousness
 

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