Funny insomnia quotes

I only sleep with people I love, which is why I have insomnia.
Emilie Autumn quotes

The last refuge of the insomniac is a sense of superiority to the sleeping world.
Leonard Cohen quotes

Sleep is such a luxury, which i cant afford.
Robin Sikarwar quotes

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
W. C. Fields quotes

Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.
Shannon Fife quotes

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

Arthur Baer

I prefer insomnia to anaesthesia.
Antonio Tabucchi

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
Jon Stewart

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

Sleep + social life = bad grades
Good grades + sleep = no social life
Good grades + social life = Insomnia

Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.
Clifton Fadiman

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