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One liner jokes on Sleep Apnea

Warm baths do not cure Sleep Apnea, but a bottle of Muscadet and a large Jack Daniels does.
Why it is that the one who snores always goes to sleep first?
The best cure for Sleep Apnea is to get a lot of sleep.
Husband: “Honey, I have a terrible Sleep Apnea.” Wife: “If you go to sleep, it won’t bother you!”
Sleep Apnea is what you have when you lie awake all night for ten minutes!
Sleep Apnea is the triumph of mind over mattress!
He is such an insomniac that when he falls asleep, he dreams he is awake!
My Sleep Apnea is so bad, I can`t even sleep on the job.
Sleep Apnea: Inability to sleep until it is time to get up!
 

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