Insomnia - Short jokes

Wife: “You told me so many bad things in your sleep last night!”
Husband: “Who was asleep?”

Insomnia: Inability to sleep until it is time to get up!

I thought I had insomnia for six months....
Turns out I was just having a recurring dream that I couldnt sleep.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

My insomnia is so bad, I can`t even sleep on the job.

Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep.

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