Insomnia Jokes
Collection of funny anecdotes and jokes about sleeping disorder, sleep apnea jokes, funny bedtime jokes, snoring jokes and other insomnia humors.
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Warm baths do not cure Sleep Apnea, but a bottle of Muscadet and a large Jack Daniels does.
Why it is that the one who snores always goes to sleep first?
The best cure for Sleep Apnea is to get a lot of sleep.
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Wife: “You told me so many bad things in your sleep last night!”
Husband: “Who was asleep?”
Insomnia: Inability to sleep until it is time to get up!
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked.
"The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor. |
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“If you are a light sleeper, try sleeping at the edge of the bed.”
“Is that going to help me sleep?”
“Of course. In no time you will drop off.” |
- Insomnia: Inability to sleep until it is time to get up!
- Why it is that the one who snores always goes to sleep first?
- Husband: “Honey, I have a terrible insomnia.” Wife: “If you go to sleep, it won’t bother you!”
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Insomnia jokes